Sunday, February 8, 2009

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

To be able to do some of these would just make my day.


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds.'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy.'
8. Don’t use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go.'
12. Sing along at The Opera.13.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When leaving the Zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
20. And the final way to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity ... Send this on to make your friends smile."

WHICH ONE OF THESE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO DO?

31 comments:

Janet, said...

Vera, you made me laugh. I like them all. #1 AND #3 are kind of neat.

Amber said...

That is really funny!!! When I was a teenager, I did the "to go" thing in the drive thru. Most workers would laugh. It was fun! The best is to do it to the person ordering. You know, when you are reciting your order to the driver fo the car, add on "to go" and most times they will repeat that into the speaker!!

Thanks for the laugh!

The Whites said...

Those are hilarious. Thanks for a good laugh!

Mandy

Tipper said...

Vera-thanks for the laugh this morning!!

BygracegoI said...

I love these. I actually did page myself to the desk one time. lol

Imagine running your tail off in a busy emergency department and hearing one of your co workers page themself over the intercom. I think it relieved stress for a lot of people that day! :)

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